I sit down to emerge -av
It churns through the dependencies
I get frustrated in 2 minutes
pmerge -a is what was amiss
I alias `emerge` to spit out a warning
that a crappy PM is what I'm invoking
Now I'll remember to always use;
pmerge so my time's not abused!
Comments on the crappiness of these lines are welcome.
More such rhymes revolving around Gentoo are even more welcome ;)