Monday, April 23, 2007

The other sex.

I was reading panel 508 (SPOILER ALERT!) of "Questionable Content" and the last frame made me realize how utterly complicated girls can be. There was a time when I thought I had begun to understand them, but now I see the futility of any such attempt. You might be blessed by some initial moderate success that could swell your ego at having "Gone where no man has gone before and stayed straight", but thats before the inevitable crash and burn after which you rhythmically bang your head on a wall trying to figure out when the Universe stopped obeying the basic laws of Logic.

Also, you'll find that it takes up all of your CPU cycles to come up with a bad first order, valid for Δt → 0 approximation for what they mean. In O(nn) time.

I have spent hours trying to figure out what to do in situations involving the fairer sex and have always failed miserably. People have told me I don't know how to "be smooth", that I am tactless, that although I see subtle hints, I always misread them, and that I will probably never be in a relationship because of this :P

<in denial>What the heck, not like it really matters.</in denial>


Johnny Tent said...

Good for me... the only girls i know are taken.


On second thoughts, SHIT!

Tongue-fu Lady said...

NICE PIECE OF SHIT MAN....gud work!!

Nirbheek said...

Is it just me or are my readers obsessed with caps and the word "shit"?

Neo said...

Holy |caps|****|/cap| :)

nice conclusion...

Note: Too bad it doesnt allow any other tag except b i a ... ||=<> :D